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Any Help - Prostrate Problem
Dear Friends, One of my dear friends is having PSA of 4.40 which is considered to be abnormal for a man of 50. I remember earlier having read some wonderful homeopathy medicine as a treatment of prostrate disorder. Will some one come forward with help? Visheshwar
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Three Parrots
Three Parrots
A man wanted to buy his son a parrot as a birthday present. The next day he went to the pet shop and saw three identical parrots in a cage.
He asked the clerk, "how much for the parrot on the right?

The owner said it was £250.
£250, the man said. "And what does he do?
"He knows how to use all of the functions of Microsoft Office 2000, responds the clerk. "He can do all of your spreadsheets and type all of your letters."
The man then asked what the second parrot cost.
The clerk replied, £500, but he not only knows Office 2000, but is an expert computer programmer.
Finally, the man inquired about the cost of the last parrot.
The clerk replied, "£1,000."
Curious as to how a bird can cost £1,000, the man asked what this bird's specialty was.
The clerk replies, "Well to be honest I haven't seen him do anything.
But the other two call him "BOSS"!!
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Intelligence of an Indian Boy
Here is a story about a Indian boy on his first day at school in the USA.
It was the first day of school and a new student named Chandrashekhar Subramanyam entered the fourth grade.
The teacher said, 'Let's begin by reviewing some American History.
Who said 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death'?
She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Chandrashekhar, who had his hand-up: 'Patrick Henry, 1775' he said.
'Very good!' Who said 'Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth?'
Again, no response except from Chandrashekhar. 'Abraham Lincoln, 1863' said Chandrashekhar.
The teacher snapped at the class, 'Class, you should be ashamed. Chandrashekhar, who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do.'
She heard a loud whisper: 'F**k the Indians,' 'Who said that?' she demanded. Chandrashekhar put his hand up. 'General Custer, 1862.'
At that point, a student in the back said, 'I'm gonna puke.' The teacher glares around and asks 'All right! Now, who said that?' Again, Chandrashekhar says, ' George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991.'
Now furious, another student yells, 'Oh yeah? S*ck this!' Chandrashekhar jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher,' Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!'
Now with almost a mob hysteria someone said 'You little shit. If you say anything else, I'll kill you.' Chandrashekhar frantically yells at the top of his voice, 'Gary Condit to Chandra Levy, 2001.'
The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, 'Oh shit, we're f**ked!' And Chandrashekhar said quietly, 'George Bush, Iraq, 2005.' source:An e-mail from a friend.
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Each worth his/her salt.
A water bearer in China had two large pots, each hung on the ends of a pole which he carried across his neck. One of the pots had a crack in it, while the other pot was perfect and always delivered a full portion of water. At the end of the long walk from the stream to the House, the cracked pot arrived only half full. For a full two years this went on daily, with the bearer delivering only one and a half pots full of water to his house. Of course, the perfect pot was proud of its accomplishments, perfect for which it was made. But the poor cracked pot was ashamed of its own imperfection. And miserable that it was able to accomplish only half of what it had been made to do. | | | | After two years of what it perceived to be a bitter failure, it spoke to the water bearer one day by the stream. 'I am ashamed of myself, and I want to apologize to you. I have been able to deliver only half my load because this crack in my side causes water to leak out all the way back to your house. Because of my flaws, you have to do all of this work, and you don't get full value from your efforts,' the pot said.
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| | The bearer said to the pot, 'Did you notice that there were flowers only on your side of the path, but not on the other pot's side? That's because I have always known about your flaw. So I planted flower seeds on your side of the path, and every day while we walk back, you've watered them. For two years I have been able to pick these beautiful flowers to decorate the table. Without you being just the way you are, there would not be this beauty to grace the house?
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Power of Thoughts
If two of us exchange one dollar each, we both will end up in having one dollar each. But if we exchange one thought each, both of us will end up in having two thoughts each. Guru Nanak Dev ji said "Almighty is the Supreme Donor and we all are receipients of His Wealthy Blessings". Let us all pray to Almighty to bless all of us with his Wealthy Blessings so that there is abundance of peace, love, pleasure, happiness, prosperity and good health around, amidst and for us.
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Men have tender hearts vis-a-vis
Men have tender hearts vis-a-vis their opposite sex. Suppose a lady and a man are travelling in a volvo bus and sitting side by side. By chance after a little time, the man feels sleepy and his head whirls and finds shelter on the shoulder of the lady - consequences could be dangerous - the man could get a humiliating slap, be treated by other co-passengers, handed over to the police or even tried under various sections of Indian Penal Code. Change the scenario. The lady gets sleepy and her head finds the shelter on the shoulder of the man. The man is on a journey to Karnal in the bus on route from Delhi to Chandigarh. He will not like to disturb the sleep of the resting lady even though the bus may have reached his destination and he will not mind even paying extra fare up to Chandigarh to provide the comfort to the co-passenger. See yourself who have tender hearts?
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Incredible
An atheist professor of philosophy speaks to his class on the problem science has with God, The Almighty.
He asks one of his new students to stand and..... Prof: So you believe in God? Student: Absolutely, sir. Prof : Is God good? Student: Sure. Prof: Is God all-powerful? Student : Yes. Prof: My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to God to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But God didn't. How is this God good then? Hmm? (Student is silent.) Prof: You can't answer, can you? Let's start again, young fella. Is God good? Student: Yes. Prof: Is Satan good? Student : No. Prof: Where does Satan come from? Student: From...God.. . Prof: That's right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world? Student: Yes. Prof: Evil is everywhere, isn't it? And God did make everything. Correct? Student: Yes. Prof: So who created evil? (Student does not answer.) Prof: Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don't they? Student: Yes, sir. Prof: So, who created them? (Student has no answer.) Prof: Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son...Have you ever seen God? Student: No, sir. Prof: Tell us if you have ever heard your God? Student: No, sir. Prof: Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God, smelt your God? Have you ever had any sensory perception of God for that matter? Student: No, sir. I'm afraid I haven't. Prof: Yet you still believe in Him? Student: Yes. Prof: According to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, science says your GOD doesn't exist. What do you say to that, son? Student: Nothing. I only have my faith. Prof: Yes. Faith. And that is the problem science has. Student: Professor, is there such a thing as heat? Prof: Yes. Student: And is there such a thing as cold? Prof: Yes. Student: No sir. There isn't. (The lecture theatre becomes very quiet with this turn of events.) Student : Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don't have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we can't go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold . Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat . We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy . Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it . (There is pin-drop silence in the lecture theatre.) Student: What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness? Prof: Yes. What is night if there isn't darkness? Student : You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something | | | | |